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Me: I wanna kiss this girl I've been texting and I think it's mutual but how do I tell her this
My second-to-last brain cell: pledge to her your undying love and devotion
Me: uhhh No
My last brain cell: wait until 2:30am and then text her "girll i wamna slurp them thiddies"
Me: god fucking dammit