me: no, cat, you can't just hop into my lap and expect me to pet you whenever you want
cat: haha kitty go prrrrrr
@sunsetmoth What if I hop into your hap and expect you to pet me?
@sunsetmoth *sits next to your chair and pets the cat*
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