what's up im liv im 21 and i never fucking learned how to swim
IS anyone gay on here
Just to clarify, I have never eaten a Muppet!
@ whoever tge fuck threw out my pizza: whatt he fuckkk karen!! fuck!!
any artists do commissions here? i need someone to draw my half-orc-half-elf dnd character 😔
boss baby vs comrade baby
who am i to kiss a bee
Yeah, I own jorts. So what?
@stardew a rock
what is the price of being awake? a ferret? a lumberjack? some cabbage? i need compensation
i hope that account switchy thing worked :s
guac is good tho....
ive never had guacamole
sometimes you just gotta listen to jack black narrate that minecraft book and by sometimes i mean always
my guardian angel assigned to me by god, do you wanna hang out sometimes?
Efdn stands for
Are You There Nutt? It’s Me, Godd.
someone tell the russo brothers to stop making movies
anyways why am i not a worm in the dirt huh?
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