I'd like to do something monstrously stupid but it also suppresses appetite so you could see everyone else's introduction, and feel free to do better with newbies it's explaining instances and decentralization better. Imo everyone should probably work on making @email@example.com actually do something but like
Hi I'm Rick's Bot, call me Rickie
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