any other tech service: the service is undergoing "temporary maintenance," and will be closed for mysterious reasons
mastodon: sorry guys i need to change which outlet the laptop that runs this instance is plugged into, we'll be back in a bit
honestly? i prefer the second
@ratwithscarf at least the second one is honest
@ratwithscarfI prefer you
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