Cryptid who toots occasionally.
ah, the space race
Why are some people grey now?
Wait, no
Send nukes
happy neil banging out the tunes day
Someone post Neil rn so I can boost him
Work Show more
This meeting is like 99% white noise and gurgled office sounds. It would have been better 100% remote.
CPTSD gang rise up
speedrun joke category, bbc news, current events Show more
BBC News website (Philip%)
Run starts on loading the site, ends when you first see the dead royal's face.
Current best is 1 second.
Ukpol, covid Show more
There'll be another lockdown.
But who cares, I guess, businesses were able to make money off our reduced safety.
Calling it now. There'll be a large uptick in infections and deaths.
HM Govt will blame people going out, like they've just allowed them to.
Later HM Govt will admit a "lapse of judgement"
I am small
Ukpol, royalty thoughts Show more
It just doesn't have the same ring to it when said in a sarcastic tone.
If we kill enough royals we might just end up with a person using they/them pronouns on the throne... TMRC
HMRC (her majesty's rodeo clowns)
If the queen pops it we'll have to start calling it "His Majesty's Revenue and Customs"... "His Majesty's Government"
The horror.
It then feeds into a thing that runs a CRT. Also dangerous circuitry.
But the end result will be tiny screen. So worth.
I have to solder up a thing that uses mains voltage at some point. This scares me.
Screen reader unfriendly Show more
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I forget about timezones sometimes.
Just now I was like, "What the fuck is Mika doing shopping at 3AM?!"
But alas, I am dumb and timezones exist.
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