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From the BeOS API: "is_computer_on()" and "is_computer_on_fire()"

Anyway there was Boy he's extremely good :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo:

Reminder that Au Ra are extremely hecking good

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oh hell yeah my dentist's office wished me a happy birthday through an automated text

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kamek has stolen mario's pronouns, jump sound, discovery, and sense of humor
or, in mario's own words,
my-a he
my yahoo
my aha
my-a haha

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Eugen can't ban us for breadposting now that we're on our own instances so

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I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright n-AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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