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When will efdn write and extremely cursed and uncalled for Ryk x Paul shkrelific

im making a CLI text game in Crystal rn and um

for my specific use case, it would be fine to store global state?

I'm glad Ice is getting retribution for his cursed shit

bee fact about teeth 

heh. hey who wants to hear a bee fact related to teeth :) :) :) :) :)

Friendly reminder that EFDN Secret Police are not Cops and the Secret Police will actually make sure to :trebuchet: all Cops into a pit of lava

Guys they talked about this on an episode of QI I just don't remember if it was bees or something else

Bee Sex 

He's keeping track of your EFDN crimes and he'll strike when you least expect it

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Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory
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