calling riichi makes your dick bigger and your nuts fatter. in contrast, any time you are caught in furiten, one of the other players is allowed to fuck your wife

@SuperGideon and then there's also :t1: Superbolide :t2: for fucking with your healers :blobcatevil:

Being a gunbreaker rules cause I can stab AND shoot facists AT THE SAME TIME

@luna also helo Selene! Got icon mixed up with Omni's at first

it's so weird to us that places advertise live tv as a thing they expect you to want. why the hell would i wanna watch live tv. i haven't watched it in years and i honestly keep forgetting it's a thing that's how little i have thought about it since

re: literally just lambasting a random post i saw on fedi tl, yes i know i shouldnt look there shhh 

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re: literally just lambasting a random post i saw on fedi tl, yes i know i shouldnt look there shhh 

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re: literally just lambasting a random post i saw on fedi tl, yes i know i shouldnt look there shhh 

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literally just lambasting a random post i saw on fedi tl, yes i know i shouldnt look there shhh 

@luna im alright! ended up having a bit of a migraine-y time but between just resting a bit and some excedrin im feeling better!

lil sleepy now though

@monorail slightly unrelated, but what site/app/crossword puzzle source thing is this? :blobcatpeek:

oh god long text 

im like the only person who likes this

im also like the only person on here who's actually completed the entire damn thing incl 2.x

that's right ive got the apkallu minion

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best feature of endwalker is gonna be: more sightseeing log

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