wait if we're talking dumbass kitchen things we can't possibly forget about SMALT can we??
"ergonomic design" mate it's a fucking salt shaker you'd have to try to fail at that
"smart salt shaker (alexa enabled)" ah yes I love to tell my amazon surveillance orb to shake me some salt this is significantly better than checks notes just shaking a damn shaker
why does a salt shaker need a display and a dial?
what do these do?
am I supposed to watch porn on my salt shaker?
is that what this is?
is it a sex thing?
@norikawa the funny thing is this thing isnt ergonomic at all, its just a cylinder
@norikawa fucking mood light? it's always gonna be salty ffs
@the_gayest_goat_in_town a new type of salt lamp
@norikawa i guess it could be useful if it dispenses a specific amount of -- *remembers measuring spoons exist* -- ok never mind
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