wait if we're talking dumbass kitchen things we can't possibly forget about SMALT can we??

"ergonomic design" mate it's a fucking salt shaker you'd have to try to fail at that

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"smart salt shaker (alexa enabled)" ah yes I love to tell my amazon surveillance orb to shake me some salt this is significantly better than checks notes just shaking a damn shaker

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why does a salt shaker need a display and a dial?

what do these do?

am I supposed to watch porn on my salt shaker?

is that what this is?

is it a sex thing?

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@norikawa the funny thing is this thing isnt ergonomic at all, its just a cylinder

@norikawa i guess it could be useful if it dispenses a specific amount of -- *remembers measuring spoons exist* -- ok never mind

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