Someone: "Science is a precise and exact thing with definite answers that everyone in the field agrees on"
Chemists: Haha no
Physicists: *maniacal laughing*
Linguists: *fistfighting each other whilst cackling like hyenas*
@norikawa fucksake inorganic and organic chemists can't even agree who organometallics belong to 😅
@norikawa The humanities, body of birds and heads of beautiful women: We're not so different, you and I
@norikawa
Biologists: *too busy brawling in the parking lot over taxonomy to hear the statement*
@norikawa
I'm literally, at this moment, reading a smackdown of minimalist grammar by a cabal of constraint based grammar advocating japanese linguists.
Its pretty heckin real.
If we go academic: "wut"
https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/an-anonymous-online-anime-fan-just-solved-a-problem-thats-been-eluding-mathematicians-for-decades/
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dizzy 
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Statisticians: *currently dueling with slide rules over how to model their laughter*
@norikawa Biologists: "Wait I got turned around and forgot what the question was"