the "i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and im not kidding" thing but about movies


i want shittier movies with less famous actors and a cast and crew who are paid more money to work less hours and produce less ""realistic"" content and im not kidding

"fake cigarettes don't look real!! you can tell!!" i don't??? fucking care??? people shouldn't have to literally inhale smoke in order to produce entertainment for me?? hello??

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and fake guns literally DO look real but that's not even the point. it wouldn't matter if they didn't. the health and safety (which includes the living wage of lmao) of the cast and crew should always have come before the entertainment value of the viewers lmao? people will out gladiator combat in their dystopias and go "haha isn't it funny these future citizens pay money to watch real people get hurt. how fucked up" and yet,,

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@myconidiosyncrasy people literally have an incorrect idea of how horses sound because of how they used to dub in foleyed sounds for it. Who cares. My suspension of disbelief will handle someone with idk a glycerine vape or something.

@swift this historical series where all the women have perfectly shaved legs and eyebrows is about to RUIN my sense of disbelief by not ACTUALLY stabbing an actor with a real sword i live in horse country. grew up around em. and i have so much respect for foley artists but damn you nailed it lol

@myconidiosyncrasy who can tell. if u can tell then tbh you are whatever the term for too online is but for knowing about cigarettes

@myconidiosyncrasy Until then, I'm happy listening to audio shows! Do want movies though!

Old Gods of Appalachia is an appropriate one this time of year...

Or have you seen Man From Earth?

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