tristan "cuppears" cuppears @myconidiosyncrasy@efdn.club

the explanation was that she didn't decide whether to say mushroom or shelf mushroom in time so she just said "melf" but anyway it is possibly the best thing which has ever happened to me

recalling with love and appreciation saturday when me and hope were hiking and she suddenly paused, turned off the trail and reached out to pet a mushroom and said with soft adoration "what a good milf"

burnt pinto bean beverage potion of remove mouth

im so glad my brother is home from mass yesterday i dropped a tray of pie crusts I was blind baking back into the oven because i tried to grab it with a single layer of towel like the being of esteemed prowess and genius i am and i spilt beans all over the oven and they got burnt because it was an oven and in under three nanoseconds my brother was making the burnt beans into coffee

no idea what laundry room etiquette is supposed to be like because i live amongst the privileged in unit laundry havers but apparently asking someone if they have another load to do after this is not it!!!

person already doing laundry in the laundry machine room was kind of short with me incident 12 dead 3 missing

men will moan that chivalry is dead and yet none of them seem willing to undergo the emotional turmoil of fucking my wife while simultaneously adopting me as a surrogate father 😔😔

"arthurian legend" my favorite collection of cuckold erotica

i would literally die for him