so what's mastodon's opinion on how a baguette would walk
@livolt I would not hesitate to empty a full clip into any one of these abominations
@livolt 3, totally a 3. Baguettes don't get to suddenly be bendy just because they're able to move.
@livolt gotta be 5
@livolt i'm gonna say six, but 3 and 5 are also acceptable
7. It's very "Veggie Tales"-esque
2 if it's a doggo baguette.
3 is the clear choice here
@livolt clearly 6 but they'd also stop for a fight on the way
@livolt As a french person, i'd say :
If it is a classy baguette with cereals and exquisite taste, 7
@livolt Elsewhere, someone has wisely noted that 3, 5, 6, and 7 are the only options that would not crack the crust. "Empty a clip into these bastards," however, is also a wise solution.
@livolt I imagine them sidewinding which doesn't seem to be an option
@livolt some of these blatantly disregard the material properties of actual baguettes in a way i find quite vexing, so i guess i'm gonna go with 3, 5, 6, or 7.
@livolt Absolutely not to 1, 2, 4, and 8.
6 is suspect.
3 seems the best. With 5 and 7 being close seconds.
@livolt 5 is the most realistic, but 6 is the scariest
@livolt exuberantly like number 2, obviously
@livolt 6 when they're fresh (in the morning), 2 at midday, 6 again in the evening
@livolt 5 or 6 or any where the baguette doesn't bend.
@livolt baby/toddler baguettes use number 2, young baguettes use 6, adult baguettes use 7 or 3, and finally, the eldest baguettes use number 5
@livolt 6 is incredibly threatening
@livolt 6 or 8
@livolt 1 like a sea cucumber
@livolt personally i'm a fan of 8
@livolt it's not my favorite but i think 6 is the only actual 'walk'
@livolt a good baguette is crusty on the outside, so it would not move like a slug. The 7th way seems great because it has minimal contact with the ground so less dirty.
@livolt Ooh, definitely 3 or 5.
@livolt It's either 3 or 5 to me.
@livolt 3, 5, or 6 would work fine for me.
@livolt 5 to walk. 6 to run.
@livolt definitely 6 or 7 imho, bendy baguettes are not baguettes
@livolt I like 3 or 6
@livolt 5 looks like it expends the least energy so probably that
@livolt rolling seems like the path of least resistance, thus favoured by nature. But baguettes are smoothed on the bottom so I believe they in fact slide along the ground without bending or rolling, using means incomprehensible to simple mammals
@livolt after long study and thought, 6 seems more French, thier native homeland, so I'm going with 6 unless they have lived abroad a while than 3
@livolt my opinion is that it shouldn't
@livolt i want it to be 2 but it’s 8
@livolt my favorite is 2
@livolt Having dropped numerous baguettes, the answer is 5.
[source: pajama sam 3]
@livolt anyone who says anything but 5 or 7 is a psychopath that probably eats human flesh
@livolt 1, 3,or 5
@livolt 5, obvs
@livolt also I find 2, 7 & 8 deeply unsettling
@livolt 3,4,6 or 7
@livolt I think 3 is the scariest, so 3
@livolt 5 or 6
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