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your d&d class based on your Harry Potter house:

Ravenclaw: Wizard
Hufflepuff: Wizard
Griffindor: Wizard
Slytherin: Wizard

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is it just me who feels like green should be a primary color. I know it wouldn't make sense but it just feels right that it would go with red blue and yellow?

why people gotta say "happy valentine's day" when pretty much everyone is bitter and not happy

I can accept saying XD unironically in 2019 but if you still say "pwned" we're gonna have a problem

so what's mastodon's opinion on how a baguette would walk

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lets replace every national anthem w/the Calamari Inkantation

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why do I make more replies to posts than actual posts

boost this and I'll assign you yourself

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boost this and i wont assign u anything im not your mom

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Boost this and I'll assign you one of the original 121 pokemon.

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before I go sleep can I make a briend (bread friend)

teeth will always forever be in our hearts. and minds. and stomachs. and always at the very bottom of my page in memory of the tooth. but now is a new era. the era of bread. let us welcome in the new.
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let's all just as the hour hits in 37 minutes delete all our teeth posts and cover up our tracks then say the teeth eating shenanigans never happened

accordinhg to a recent study toasters were actually made to toast teeth, bread just became a popular alternative

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

Feel free to join! We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory