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the best way to get to balloon world is to close your eyes and think about why parrots come in all those colors, and your brain should sorta shunt your consciousness over in a few seconds

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mankey used gun because he has opposable thumbs

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trying to explain to my knitting club that the accelerating expansion of the universe means that my brain is constantly growing larger, but they keep screaming about the fact that i'm knitting my skin directly into the cloth to form a new exoskeleton

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im the 7th option at the kfc drink dispenser. they call me 'mash potato oil'

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my facebook account is where i rp as someone who uses facebook

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spread some wet plaster on crackers and top it with soft plastic for a tasty new snack, Death

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Hey fediverse has anyone out there got any experience with fires and/or burning? My kitchen is currently engulfed in flames and from everything I've read that's generally a pretty bad thing. I really need some help or advice about this. I've been trying to inhale all the smoke myself to stop it ruining my furniture but there's just too much and it's actually pretty hot.
Boosts would be appreciated, this might be a long shot but I'm sure someone else out there has had this problem too.

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Attempting to drill air holes in a mime’s invisible box, with disastrous results. This is the last thing I wanted to happen.

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory
NOTE: At this time, if you wish to join EFDN, please send a message to @norikawa@efdn.club (or via email to: norikawa@efdn.club)