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Ok I wanna let y'all know that I use "(?" as an equivalent to "/joke" and "/sarcasm"

I always forget its like,,,not a thing everywhere, so I wanted to clarify for those that were confused and/or afraid to ask me

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(also pls dont doubt to @ me if you want me to CW smth in specific (by example the gamergirl bath water jokes) )

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Introduction / Basic info 

it's ok we have decided to just log in with my wife's account, even though we are not paying license fee 🤫

we are criminals now, or "striminals", as some are calling it,

shit i think i left my gender behind at the club, do you think they have a lost and found?

mastodon, where the gays are gay and the straight people are also gay

tomorrow is Corporate Love Day, don't forget to inject a little capitalism into your romance ;)

Valentines day? you mean that holiday where they killed a dude?


im pretty sure there is only one thought inside my dogs head and thats thought is "throw bäll"

"nuclear weapon tests in sparsely populated areas" are just atomic war against indigenous people


welcome to the fediverse, piss is stored in the balls here. if you don't have balls you're outta luck.

who called them subtitles and not 

I shall become virtual and surpass Hatsune Miku, my sworn enemy

To be allowed on EFDN you have to currently feel or have felt attraction (sexual, romantic, or otherwise,) to at least one (1) weird thing.

Examples include:
Plague doctors (SCP and historical)
Alien (Alien franchise)
Ivy (me [No, I don't believe it either])

college stuff 



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Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory