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Trying to coin a word for my gender. Feel free to boost, ask questions, etc. Thread. Show more

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⚫ My New Band Names ⚫
Snake City
Sloth ASMR
Dragon Pants Explosion
Massive Seagull Uprising
Anal Bones
Screaming at Mice
Melonhawk
The Pre-Packaged Paranormal
Cryptid Club
Nice Snail Dick
Malevolent Bubblegum Glam
Very Small But Still Functional Piñata
Pack of 25 Artificial Lifelike Simulation Small Red Black Cherries Fake Fruit Model Home House Kitchen Party Decoration Desk Ornament
Soulful Danger
Theoretical Giant Turtle
Peppermint for Emos
Ghost Hickies
Mama's Got The Nasty Jam

i want to draw wooloo soon but i'm working on fan art for FAITH by airdorf

hey uuhhhhhhh I was gonna get ready to try setting up a ko-fi for quick simple sketch commission bursts, only to realize,,,,,,,,i'd forgotten that nsfw is very explicitly disallowed bc of paypal and stripe TOS, which has left me in a bit of a pickle, so,,,,,

fellow NSFW/adult artists: how do YOU accept/process payments for explicit commissions?? 🤔 there has to be some sort of alternative;;;;;;

PLS boost/share if you can!! thank you! ;v;

#commission #commissions #nsfw #nsfwart #nsfwartist

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i don't even have a car. i don't even have a license. i've never driven in my life. but that won't stop me from getting Show more

Hot tip: if you see an ostentatious projection of insecure toxic masculinity in the form of a vehicle, you don't have to mention anyone's genitals. That big truck small dick shit been done. Instead, just adopt a really effeminate affect and just start cooing at them, in the most patronizing and infantilizing way.
You'll feel better, and if they hear you, they'll really hate it.

me @ my 10 year old self: you're not a boy dumpass, also due to a series of bad life decisions you're going to become an extremely online witch

10 y/o me: ok but do we still play pokemon tho????

me: Idiot, knave, you absolute buffoon, of course we do

@glyzinite never in a million fuckin years my whole ass life? I don't even like it but nah he can't have any of that.

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