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⚫ My New Band Names ⚫
Snake City
Sloth ASMR
Dragon Pants Explosion
Massive Seagull Uprising
Anal Bones
Screaming at Mice
Melonhawk
The Pre-Packaged Paranormal
Cryptid Club
Nice Snail Dick
Malevolent Bubblegum Glam
Very Small But Still Functional Piñata
Pack of 25 Artificial Lifelike Simulation Small Red Black Cherries Fake Fruit Model Home House Kitchen Party Decoration Desk Ornament
Soulful Danger
Theoretical Giant Turtle
Peppermint for Emos
Ghost Hickies
Mama's Got The Nasty Jam

sasuke: why did you do it?

me, wearing 12 pairs of jorts at the same time: to test my abilities

personally i am never able to say that i'm back on my bullshit because that would imply i have, at some point, been off my bullshit

any gnomes following me on here? tell me so i can kick your ass

eddie brock is a good boy who only wanted to take down capitalist scum and got a parasite cause of it, then became boyfriends with the parasite

REMINDER: CEOs do not give a shit about you

eddie brock is a bottom who only tops when he and venom take turns

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Reposting my intro bcuz I switched instances!
im theo, they/them trans enby, 22, hella queer in every possible way, mentally and physically ill, im a goblin, i have no concept of time, going to school for anthropology, my starter is bulbasaur, shiny things and chocolate are how you win me over, i do pretty much all fiber arts&crafts and also other arts and crafts too, im an eclectic witch, i play banjo, I’m into solarpunk, dogs, and stuffed animals

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

Feel free to join! We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory