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me omw to the timeline after forgetting it exists for a whole day 

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@ cishetties: stop making music that comes out of your ass

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Flat Eric is the pinnacle of human evolution, you may not like it, but it's true (copyrighted toot do not steal)

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food talk 

I wish to run and leap into someone’s arms but I won’t say who you have to just be ready

The end goal is make people go hehehrggrvehhr and they snort from laughing sometimes they die but hey thants life

me: hhaahrhegeegegfhjfjrgrkflg
You: hhhrkrkroroorogogogkgogogkoor
Me: HAHGEHRggrhrejrkrjtthbrhsjsggavrvbg
You: hhrhigogorhehgolgogoogokgok
Me: HGDEJRKFLGOOROLOFHSGAFFSGVDDVFF
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you, a miserable sadsack: the word "toot" is childish and ridiculous
me, ascended: toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot t

evil marilyn is a cat and her name is marilyn

I hear new sebastiAn songs and my body flops around like an eel outta water it’s just physics

flat beat playing an i go bwvw bwvw bvbwvwv bwvwvw bwvw vw vw v wv v wv wv wv

going to put an old radio in my room so i can listen to 80's music all day

going to use my own head as a battering ram because none of my friends will let me hold them like a battering ram

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory
NOTE: At this time, EFDN is no longer accepting new registrations