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me omw to the timeline after forgetting it exists for a whole day 

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@ cishetties: stop making music that comes out of your ass

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so good at breathing. i can do it all day long. i dont even get tired of it..

what are you so afrade of i dont even have teeth. that would be scarey

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i SHOULD be alowed to bite anyone anytime i want #REAL

ok back into the box i go. i will destroy it from inside ot. no brakes im carzy

blood reproduces right? so if i take out a little bit a day, enough that it comes back over time, could i have enough for a second me? if i transfused myself with that blood would i ship of theseus myself?

Actually that would be a cool idea for a bot, if you follow it, it looks for swears in your posts and if you swear it says something like "Uh oh you said a curse word, put $1 in the swear jar by donating to charity, here is a short list of suggestions:"

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i am full of so many swear words now. self taught

i was been put into the box for too much biting :,ยฐc

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