attention all gamers: your all gay

Hope you all are just absolutely ready to throw bricks tonight

me, hitting send: this is a very good toot
me, checking notifications, seeing zero boosts and one pity fav: it's a very good toot

pokemon: i sleep & pokemon: real shit

coming to you never

please pokemon company. please can i have another game set in orre

seriously i am so fucking sad that i will never have that team in another game because i really loved those bitches........

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pokemon home is rly cool and i like that but i am sad that it is far too late for me to get my team off of the gamecube

nintendo is the only company that can force us to take care of ourselves through adorable critters

coming soon: pokemon bathtime (for sweaty unhygenic gamers)

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