Hahah. I’m not having a good morning. You know what that means. *drowns everyone out with Dancing Queen on full blast*

The devil is probably challenging Johnny to a fiddle duel in Georgia again

you cannot sleep when there are enemies mearby

Whenever I hear the word "Italian" a switch turns on in my brain, humanitys primal urge to do the worst new yorker accents possible

Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare. ~ Audre Lorde

@romanticMenace HOW MANY SHRIMP DO YOU HAVE TO EAT BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK EAT TOO MUCH AND YOULL GET SICK SHRIMPS ARE PR

with capitalism being what it is, and many of us who desire to have horses unable to realize that dream i propose an idea

I call it Horse Theory

basically its like spoon theory, but you use horses as a form of measurment instead like,

"i dont have enough horses for this right now"
or
"today was a good horse day, i got a lot done"

in this way the impoverished youth of today that desires to have some horses gets to always be talking about having or not having horses, and its not weird at all!

[the first person to do praxis voice] i think i will cause purpose on problems

"Someone will just make a new state" is easily the most absurd objection to anarchism

Another win for leftism: I just took the last of this revolting coffee before my boss tried to have some and now he's getting none until a new pot is made.

Sometimes at night, as we sail across the ocean, I notice the ISS
blinking right over us, and I wonder β€” are we nearest to the ISS crew than any other humans.

Does Young Sheldon invent bazinga in the series finale

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

We have:
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