Hahah. I’m not having a good morning. You know what that means. *drowns everyone out with Dancing Queen on full blast*

The devil is probably challenging Johnny to a fiddle duel in Georgia again

you cannot sleep when there are enemies mearby

Whenever I hear the word "Italian" a switch turns on in my brain, humanitys primal urge to do the worst new yorker accents possible

Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare. ~ Audre Lorde

@romanticMenace HOW MANY SHRIMP DO YOU HAVE TO EAT BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK EAT TOO MUCH AND YOULL GET SICK SHRIMPS ARE PR

[the first person to do praxis voice] i think i will cause purpose on problems

"Someone will just make a new state" is easily the most absurd objection to anarchism

Another win for leftism: I just took the last of this revolting coffee before my boss tried to have some and now he's getting none until a new pot is made.

Sometimes at night, as we sail across the ocean, I notice the ISS
blinking right over us, and I wonder β€” are we nearest to the ISS crew than any other humans.

Does Young Sheldon invent bazinga in the series finale

Extreme classism 

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory