maxi (official catgirl) @biohazard@efdn.club

okay so theres 2 guys and they have to sneak into a building but the one entrance has guards blocking it. so they have an idea, theyre gonna dress up in uniform.

so they come back and theyre dressed like stormtroopers from star wars and they approach the guards when one of the guards stops them.

"hey! thats not the right blaster for that holster" he says.

the pair are thrown out and the costumes broken.

famous last words

hey there, welcome to my intro. i have 3 names, feel free to use whatever:
-maxine (shortened to max, if you like!)
-nikolai (shortened to niko, if you like!"
-eve (this one doesnt get any shorter)
im 18 and i use she/her.
im a gamer, a wannabe writer and a rowdy bitch!

i have 3 moods:
-i am in love
-i am gaeming
-i am having a breakdown

STRANGER THINGS SEASON 3 TRIGGERS LIST
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KDY31_E67JdDUonyatQBwM-5n5PB83FjMNzcjtfp7mc/edit?usp=sharing
heres my spoiler free trigger list for season 3 of stranger things! if you think i missed anything, please let me know!

youre telling me sonic is real?

how come he says "society" and everyone goes "damn hes so smart"

whats the deal with banksy

but a miserable pile of secrets? but enough talk, have at you!

society

"gamer"

gamer

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oh fuck bong joon-ho is gonna make a parasite tv show??

super mario gets a concussion

why is it that with certain movies i can just say the movie title i Have to say [directors name]'s [movie title] like i always feel compelled to say "john carpenters the thing"