the security guard when he sees the Kyles coming to infiltrate area 51:

U.S. gov. when thousands of people actually do show up to raid area 51:

Me, waking up this morning and finding out people are actually planning to storm Area 51:

*plays Jelly Fish Jam at 100% volume out loud at 3am and starts going apeshit*

Me, awakening from my deep slumber, and seeing it's time for Pride month 2

Me: *wakes up and searches yy on google*
[sees search result]
Me: hehe nice *falls back to sleep*

Me, entering multiplayer in any game:
*puts on my best gamer voice*
Hello fellow gamers

horny on main, but not actually 

My turtle, every single minute of the day: 👁️​👄​👁️​
Me, in response to my turtle: 👁️​👄​👁️​

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory
NOTE: At this time, EFDN is no longer accepting new registrations