@SuperGideon cracks knuckles I fucking love riddles...
@SuperGideon there's a lotta smart people out here, Elon.
@SuperGideon how did the top internet techbro just underestimate the whole unfathomable power of the internet... Oh wait, he's just another idiotic billionaire, that's how.
@SuperGideon easy as piss. The first riddle's answer is to guillotine him. This answer is so good and perfect he'll forget to ask the other two riddles, and then you win by default
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