Its all fun and games till the slime starts digesting your dick and balls

@pantransautie you ever get acid on your skin? Its a tereible feeling

@SuperGideon what i was meaning was would a slime really have a ph level of 1?

@pantransautie thats how it eats, the whole thing is basically stomach acid jello

@SuperGideon i see; i guess i had never really thought about them needing to eat

@SuperGideon when the slime hits your eye and eats you whole alive that's avoreee 🎶

@heartles yea the 5th reply to this post idk is that anything

@SuperGideon yeah, because going 👀 requires rising your eyebrows

I'm CWing this slime horny now, to be safe 

Sign in to participate in the conversation

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!