You, a dumbass: Cars made horses obsolete.
Me, a philosopher: Then why is horse semen more expensive than a car, pound for pound?
gross, cursed, awful
@SuperGideon nutritional benefits
@SuperGideon love buying horse semen by the pound
@JohnBrownJr how else will you artificially inseminate your sturdy mares
@SuperGideon the way the Good Lord intended !
@SuperGideon truck nuts got popular and diluted demand
@SuperGideon i know i have no authority so its up to you but id like to ask that you please dont put this kind of thing un-cw'd on local because i know im not the only minor or even person in general who wishes i hadnt had to see this
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