Man: Waking up early feeling sick with a safety pin and lighter

astrology for gamers

Im the bastard boyking

Steven Stone. You say the general population is at a fucking wolf

No one told me about tiny penguins

gatekeeping unpopular opinions now. if your opinion doesnt alienate at least three of your friends then fuck off

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart

yall clowns wanna drink some fuckin uhhhhhhh water

Me: I should pin this

Quit your job and go to Johto or Hoenn in the club

Hey remember when they ineviatably make a quiche

*taking off my beard..

Someone please let me work out again wednesday...

"I dont care" screams the man who will be left behind by a starbucks barista once and then wear the hoodie under the denim jacket