Will be posting videos of Wallace eating crickets soon

To drink Wallace shoots his tongue out ti catch droplets of water that drio down from the top of his home.

my dogs poop so so much but it’s worth it for the clout

Happy to report I'm bringing back mug cereal

Ah my favourite mortal kombat character

John Stamos

Wow its hard to sleep with live crickets in your bedroom

In a few days when Wallace is comfy in his new digs ill start taking pics of hims holding swords jsjsksjs

Familairs can impart touch-spells at the behest of their wizard

chameleom got that rocket tongue coming for you with a shocking grasp in the payload

Im a wizard and my familiar is a chameleon named Wallace

Friends coming to me to write a spell to include in their tattoo is literally the most validating thing that's happened to me in a while

Aaliyah is very high and keeps calling me to compliment me

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

Feel free to join! We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory