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Everyday I think about how people have corrupted the idea of death of the author to, instead of being a lens through which we can observe a text, a kind of ideology about how to consume media in general

Eating my glasses like a damn crisp

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the movie Encino Man was an autobiography about me.

Computer update: im a thembo n forgot to buy thermal paste so i have to go back to the store anyway

Hooray i get the case I wanted

Tell me honestly should I or shouldnt I make the hour long round trip to return it and get the one I wanted tomorrow?

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All weddings this year are Pathologic 2 themed.

Fuckit! Im just gonna live with it. Lancool 2 is a fine case. Right? I wanted a nzxt case cause those are so cute... but this is fine right????

Well so much for having a brand new computer today. Gonna have to go back tomorrow and return this case.

Dude helping me with it pushed me asside so fast I didnt have time to check what products he actually put in my cart... It doesn't line up at all with what he put on the checklist.

Im gonna ooen it and look at it but ill probbaly tak3 it back tomorrow

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Im so pissed. The guy at the store gave me the wrong case? I just noticed. Wtf...

Just spend probably entirely too much money on computer upgrades but its gonna look cute

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white guy talking abt racialized neighborhoods... mebbe let a black person have the mic for this? cmon

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My grandparents are Slovak, this is 90% of the stories they used to tell. I’ve been preparing to turn this shit down since before I could read

β€œDon’t let strangers fatten you up” is like the β€œJust say No” of eastern europe

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Why are there hot people on this website jeez :blobeyes:

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orcs πŸ€β€‹ dwarves

that's it. there's no meme they're just holding hands. they're dating

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Okay so like there's this scientist right, and he's like a wild card. Nutty professor type of guy okay? Right anyway, so he's got this grandson ok, really lame kid. And so the kid walks into the garage and he hears the scientist calling for him right, but he can't see him, doesn't know where he is. So he sees this pickle on the table and he's like 'woah weird a pickle why is this here' so he flips the pickle over and boom. His grandpa is a pickle. Like he turned himself into a pickle. Hilarious right?

This might just be my worst post yet, enjoy night crew.

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Okay so like there's this scientist right, and he's like a wild card. Nutty professor type of guy okay? Right anyway, so he's got this grandson ok, really lame kid. And so the kid walks into the garage and he hears the scientist calling for him right, but he can't see him, doesn't know where he is. So he sees this pickle on the table and he's like 'woah weird a pickle why is this here' so he flips the pickle over and boom. His grandpa is a pickle. Like he turned himself into a pickle. Hilarious right?

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