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If you send me that fucking "dont awoo" meme I'll block you I swear

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Free use lineart by @lorekeeperwren on twitter

Coloured by my friend @Mako

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SAM: NOT TO PUT ANY PRESSURE ON YOU BUT WE HAVE ABOUT 20 APPLE SAUCE CUPS TO GO THROUGH BY NOVEMBER 4TH SO LETS GET CRACKIN

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There's some kids shooting frogs with a pellet gun in my backyard >:(

Leave then alone you nasty snot nose brats

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This implies the exsistance of a shotgun that cums when you pull the trigger

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When i climax I fire out buckshot instead of cum

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Reloading my dick and balls like a shotgun

How the fuck do you lose weight? Like am I just supposed to suffer for it? Is there no way to do it without feeling sick every day????

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Dieting fucking sucks. Fuck this. Im getting fast food.

I can never be sure with weird stuff from the 50s

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Wait can i joke about that or has a hate group coopted it

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Alright which one of you motherfuckers stole my ovaltine decoder ring?

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The website has an update roadmap at claims it's on version 3.5 but it appears that it's just updates on the demo they released in 2016? Lmao

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You are always enough.

No matter what your struggle, no matter what you support; just being you is enough.

Never forget that. Becuse you can always feel inadequate. Just being you in a hostile world is enough.

Please boost this. Someone out there needs to hear this.

Cant verify if its actually a video game or not before it takes me to the pay screen

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