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Everyday I think about how people have corrupted the idea of death of the author to, instead of being a lens through which we can observe a text, a kind of ideology about how to consume media in general
Eating my glasses like a damn crisp
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encino man was based on a true story. me
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the movie Encino Man was an autobiography about me.
Computer update: im a thembo n forgot to buy thermal paste so i have to go back to the store anyway
Hooray i get the case I wanted
Tell me honestly should I or shouldnt I make the hour long round trip to return it and get the one I wanted tomorrow?
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All weddings this year are Pathologic 2 themed.
Fuckit! Im just gonna live with it. Lancool 2 is a fine case. Right? I wanted a nzxt case cause those are so cute... but this is fine right????
Well so much for having a brand new computer today. Gonna have to go back tomorrow and return this case.
Dude helping me with it pushed me asside so fast I didnt have time to check what products he actually put in my cart... It doesn't line up at all with what he put on the checklist.
Im gonna ooen it and look at it but ill probbaly tak3 it back tomorrow
Im so pissed. The guy at the store gave me the wrong case? I just noticed. Wtf...
Just spend probably entirely too much money on computer upgrades but its gonna look cute
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white guy talking abt racialized neighborhoods... mebbe let a black person have the mic for this? cmon
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My grandparents are Slovak, this is 90% of the stories they used to tell. I’ve been preparing to turn this shit down since before I could read
“Don’t let strangers fatten you up” is like the “Just say No” of eastern europe
Why are there hot people on this website jeez 
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damp earth theory
orcs 🤝 dwarves
that's it. there's no meme they're just holding hands. they're dating
Wild that ill be 22 this week
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Okay so like there's this scientist right, and he's like a wild card. Nutty professor type of guy okay? Right anyway, so he's got this grandson ok, really lame kid. And so the kid walks into the garage and he hears the scientist calling for him right, but he can't see him, doesn't know where he is. So he sees this pickle on the table and he's like 'woah weird a pickle why is this here' so he flips the pickle over and boom. His grandpa is a pickle. Like he turned himself into a pickle. Hilarious right?
Okay so like there's this scientist right, and he's like a wild card. Nutty professor type of guy okay? Right anyway, so he's got this grandson ok, really lame kid. And so the kid walks into the garage and he hears the scientist calling for him right, but he can't see him, doesn't know where he is. So he sees this pickle on the table and he's like 'woah weird a pickle why is this here' so he flips the pickle over and boom. His grandpa is a pickle. Like he turned himself into a pickle. Hilarious right?
