paul @Paul@efdn.club

Throwback to the one time when I was 14 in a RadioShack and the cashier asked if I played league of legends and I said no and he got sad

the P in Paul stands for Piss

i cannot stress enough how ironic this is im sorry if it seemed serious

boost if you prefer female's brains to be "dummy thiccc"

my number one thing about working out is trying to improve my shoulders and arms so that i can draw more fluidly but also im gonna get absolutely stacked bro

Made my first protein shake after my workout today, gonna get absolutely stacked, gonna look like one of those hyper muscle deviantart drawings but irl, whenever i flex my muscles moving over each other will be audible, gonna get absolutely stacked

small peepee, huge urethra

Highkey Narancia from JoJo is me because I'm also a dumbass twink who can't do math

My bot talks about wanting clear skin and also pee constantly

Soul Eater? No sorry you've got the wrong guy, I'm the Hole Eater.

Bad news guys