Ppaull @Paul@efdn.club

Im basically a comedic genius

the P in Paul stands for Piss

I have gotten an email every 10 minutes for the last hour. Being part of the virtual world sucks ass

This coffee tastes like sad water

Pee, but instead of coming out in a stream it all just falls out at once

People who are mean to animal crossing characters they don't like... Die

Im gonna do an april fool's joke where i act like a kind and considerate person all day

Pilot and co-pilot? Did you mean bear pilot and twink pilot??

Games journalists suck at knowing what a 'prequel' is. I keep seeing them say shit like "Nier Replicant ver.1.22474487139... is a remake of the prequel to Nier Automata". That's not what a prequel is! Its a remaster of a title that precedes Nier Automata. You wouldn't call a higher quality rerelease of the first star wars movie a prequel to episode 9 lmao

Every male au'ra is a himbo

Hot takes are inherently argumentative.
If you make a hot take, it should be phrased as a persuasive argument. The reason for this is that hot takes are typically an expression of an unpopular opinion by someone who, presumably, believes it. Your goal is to convince others of your view or at least present it in a way that raises awareness of your stance. As an example: gamers have no rights bazinga

Jolteon? Did you mean Jelqeon??

Wish real life people had silly little catchphrases like animal crossing creatures! Bazinga

I made my town tune the cool bass run from Roundabout by Yes

@Ghast unknowingly completed my macho man randy savage cosplay