Paul @Paul@efdn.club

the P in Paul stands for Piss

*breaks into an observatory to use the telescope to stare directly at the morning sun*

Imagine Bad Dragon(s)

Sleeping bag marketed as a foreskin for your body

@Ghast

the only "liberal" i know is the amount of mayonnaise i can shovel into my disgusting god damn gob in a single go

whats better than this just guys bein dudes

why would anyone consciously choose to be in a discord server with 30k other people like what is the point of that

Thinking about pasta names

Linguine... Fettuccine....

i don't know what a "Mothefr Ucker"and at this point im too afraid to ask

Does anyone have a good recommendation for a free adblock for firefox that also has the option for whitelisting certain sites? Totally not sure which of these are gonna jack my shit and which are fine.

me seeing any nekomimi ever: "ah, a miqo'te"

*puts on my EPIC SHADES*
😎 time to cry

my family got me a surface for my birthday yesterday and it's so cool but it's taking some adjustment being able to see where i'm drawing for digital stuff