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*breaks into an observatory to use the telescope to stare directly at the morning sun*

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Me hiding from Rick while trying to quietly eat teeth: ᶜʳᵒⁿᶜʰ ᶜʳᵒⁿᶜʰ ᶜʳᵒⁿᶜʰ

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the only "liberal" i know is the amount of mayonnaise i can shovel into my disgusting god damn gob in a single go

whats better than this just guys bein dudes

why would anyone consciously choose to be in a discord server with 30k other people like what is the point of that

Thinking about pasta names

Linguine... Fettuccine....

i don't know what a "Mothefr Ucker"and at this point im too afraid to ask

Does anyone have a good recommendation for a free adblock for firefox that also has the option for whitelisting certain sites? Totally not sure which of these are gonna jack my shit and which are fine.

me seeing any nekomimi ever: "ah, a miqo'te"

*puts on my EPIC SHADES*
😎 time to cry

my family got me a surface for my birthday yesterday and it's so cool but it's taking some adjustment being able to see where i'm drawing for digital stuff

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*grabbing the cat's paws* seize the beans of production

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

Feel free to join! We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory