& Morty @Paul@efdn.club

Im basically a comedic genius

the P in Paul stands for Piss

I should draw but im probably just gonna end up sitting on my phone jumping between the same 3 apps with completely dead feeds until bedtime

There is no more sobering of an experience than accidentally closing out of your music app

The "nobody:" thing that people add to the start of all of their posts is a modern forum signature

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Commissioned some art from a friend of a friend at least a month or two ago and they still haven't completed it, they've sent me a couple WIPs though so i at least know they probably haven't completely forgotten about it.

When I commissioned them I assumed it would've been like, two weeks turn around time at the most once they started on it assuming there were no big delays. Kinda frustrating how little they've communicated to me about it though, I don't mind waiting longer than expected but I wish they would talk to me about any delays they're experiencing, I'd definitely understand if they have a large commission queue or are busy with school or w/e but so far it's just kinda been radio silence for the most part which is a little frustrating.

My fursona would be a rabbit because i eat SHIT and bite PEOPLE

Gamers who "don't care about politics" when it means ignoring that there are slurs put into a game by bigoted game developers but suddenly care deeply enough about "politics" to immediately refund the game as soon as the slurs are patched out.

My bot, consistently making posts that not only get more attention but are just straight up better than mine

@norikawa 5 now

Up to 3 signatures now @norikawa

Still want to get rick to watch JoJo with me, who wants to sign the petition?

This song that just came up on spotify has the EXACT same chord progression as the gravity falls theme and its so distracting

Him: sorry im late, i just took the biggest shit

Me: im shit ;)

Seeing pronouns in a complete stranger's bio is to gamers what salt is to slugs