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dang i need to fix my finger positioning when i draw, used to have really good posture and not enough motivation but now i have the opposite and my hand starts hurting after a while

oop probably should've posted that to public, always forget to do that

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What if we put Goku's head on top of Chun Li's body! Show more

I crawl from a stained sewer grate, curling my spine and letting out an ear-splitting screech, a bloodborne-style HP bar appears in your vision with the title "Validity-Starved Beast"

Mini TAZ rant Show more

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relationship ended with every human being i've ever met

crabs are my new best friend

my dog came into my room and she's groaning at me and idk what to do about it

how is it only 5 PM

god today has felt like wading through molasses

whiny baby also gore ment Show more

man, math never fails to make me feel like a 👏​dumbease👏​

if sigman freud was so smart why didn't he forsee samus airhorn spitting in my mouth

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i probably should've CW'ed that but then the joke wouldn't have worked as well and it's benign enough probably

you ever see a character and just have all these nice thoughts about them? for instance: i would like ssamus airhorn to spit in my mouth

boy it's noon and i want to go to sleep what a day

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

Feel free to join! We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory