doomguy stops a demon invasion brough on by a capitalists greed. masterchief fights in an alien war without question, probably for space oil or something

i know nothing about halo or mastercheif btw, all i know is his cause is impure

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Doom guy: Fighting literally Hell but not for any religious reason.

Master Cheif: These kooky aliens united in harmony have a religion i need to kill them

halo lore, genocide 


Actually, Master Chief and the Spartan program wasn't started to fight in the alien war.

It was originally an effort to suppress rebellion against the UNSC. Master Chief fights for the government that kinapped and brainwashed him into being a child soldier.

Realistically the Spartans should defect to the covenant out of pure spite. They have more in common with elites than they do humans anyway.


I wanna say it's in one of the books. I know a lot of the Spartan IIs end up subverting the UNSC.

Those sad kids just wanna be free.

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