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Teeth joke story 

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if i ever say some shit that seems iffy or wrong tell me and ill try to rectify it cause i dont wanna be mean or cancelled

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top 10 numbers

10: 10
9: 9
8: 8
7: 7
6: 6
5: 5
4: 4
3: 3
2: 2
1: 1

honorable mentions: 11, 12, 13, and 14

seems weird and pretentious to me that browned bits on meringue is considered good and tasty. but browned bits on a sunny side up egg are bad and evil

not to be controversial but human sacrifice rules. its whips ass

What the hell! I’m T R A N S GENDER
T rain crossing
R really like trains
A nd other locomotive vehicles
S krrrrrrr! That s the sound of a train stopping
g ay
E nder I don’t feel like going further the train has already stopped

can we all agree that if aliens ever come to earth that we all just fuck with them about social customs? just make them all look real goofy

pet sick 

i dont pay for interent service, i simply stare my modem in the LEDs and flex until i have service

if i had to peel garlic id simply flex at it till it loses its peel in fear

Old people be like: I remember when you couldnt just buy icecream and keep it in your freezer at home... Those where the days! I loved going down to the town square and buying an icecream.

gonna create a mirage machine, to make mirages on demand.

not to brag but... i play minecraft on easy mode.

i just heard some brits some dick van dykes britsh accent was "offensive" fuck off

covid stuff 

some people really be out there being horny glad im not one of those

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