Tessy on Main @NuclearTess@efdn.club

i was at the dentist, getting a filling. they had to drill a little to do it right, which tossed burnt teeth dust into my nose. having smelled that, i soon realized that dentist offices have always smelled like teeth. the smell of dentist offices makes me feel very sick and uncomfortable. like a week or so later at least, i was in a discord server call, and went to throw something away in my kitchen... my kitchen SMELLED LIKE TEETH. i rushed back to my computer and told everyone that my kitchen smelled like teeth. some jokes ensued and that was that for a while. until one day on mastodon (before i was on efdn) we were joking around and talking, and someone joking insulted me by saying "at least my kitchen doesnt smell like teeth" so then people started joking about me cooking with teeth or eating teeth. so in defense of myself i posted "valid to eat teeth"

if i ever say some shit that seems iffy or wrong tell me and ill try to rectify it cause i dont wanna be mean or cancelled

guys send me pics of your eldritch gods. this is mine

valid to eat teeth

i am at the taco bell
i am at the KFC
i am at the pizza hut
i am at the combonation taco bell, KFC, pizza hut

am sophie now

who the fuck is will and why does everyone want his power?

got a cut on my finger at work. im gonna sue Amazon for workers comp

conservatives say they want personal freedoms and then say the drug war is good actually

who the fuck enjoys subway? why is your pallet so bland? do you enjoy the 5 different meats they have that all taste like turkey?

yall keep saying "i have a conspiracy theory" and then present a reasonable, logical conclusion.

mask wearing becoming a thing has made me realize just how much i subconsciously rely on mouth movements to understand people

how the fuck do people walk slow this is so boring. its actually hard to keep a slow pace

floss IS real and i invented it as the perfect pasta to eat with teeth