Tessy on Main @NuclearTess@efdn.club

i was at the dentist, getting a filling. they had to drill a little to do it right, which tossed burnt teeth dust into my nose. having smelled that, i soon realized that dentist offices have always smelled like teeth. the smell of dentist offices makes me feel very sick and uncomfortable. like a week or so later at least, i was in a discord server call, and went to throw something away in my kitchen... my kitchen SMELLED LIKE TEETH. i rushed back to my computer and told everyone that my kitchen smelled like teeth. some jokes ensued and that was that for a while. until one day on mastodon (before i was on efdn) we were joking around and talking, and someone joking insulted me by saying "at least my kitchen doesnt smell like teeth" so then people started joking about me cooking with teeth or eating teeth. so in defense of myself i posted "valid to eat teeth"

if i ever say some shit that seems iffy or wrong tell me and ill try to rectify it cause i dont wanna be mean or cancelled

guys send me pics of your eldritch gods. this is mine

valid to eat teeth

its still hilarious to me that foot fetishes are basically just the brain seeing a foot and going "OH? pussy???"

there was a misunderstanding at the microwaves today at work and i think i looked like an ass but i dont think i was in the wrong

new rule, all efdn users are required to listen to mr blue sky at least once

yall are joking right

how the FUCK can an edible last this long??? its been 24 hours omg

McDonalds sprite tastes like licking a car battery

i think the dudes in fight club were really onto something. just having a fuckin fist fight with your bros for no reason other than to fight. like, nothing personal, no arguing afterwards, just a fight for the sake of fightin. good ol wrassle

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JOHN MADDEN

time for wiggle crimes

yall ever get a fresh glass of orange juice and just,,, orn joog