Tessy on Main @NuclearTess@efdn.club

i was at the dentist, getting a filling. they had to drill a little to do it right, which tossed burnt teeth dust into my nose. having smelled that, i soon realized that dentist offices have always smelled like teeth. the smell of dentist offices makes me feel very sick and uncomfortable. like a week or so later at least, i was in a discord server call, and went to throw something away in my kitchen... my kitchen SMELLED LIKE TEETH. i rushed back to my computer and told everyone that my kitchen smelled like teeth. some jokes ensued and that was that for a while. until one day on mastodon (before i was on efdn) we were joking around and talking, and someone joking insulted me by saying "at least my kitchen doesnt smell like teeth" so then people started joking about me cooking with teeth or eating teeth. so in defense of myself i posted "valid to eat teeth"

if i ever say some shit that seems iffy or wrong tell me and ill try to rectify it cause i dont wanna be mean or cancelled

guys send me pics of your eldritch gods. this is mine

valid to eat teeth

seems weird and pretentious to me that browned bits on meringue is considered good and tasty. but browned bits on a sunny side up egg are bad and evil

wild how squishy girls are

can we all agree that if aliens ever come to earth that we all just fuck with them about social customs? just make them all look real goofy

my cat is so not ok. its like hes delerious. last night he was just lying still and hardly breathing. we cant afford a vet. hes really old and diabetic, so its not rediculous for him to be sick but i feel so bad for him. hes way more active today and hes trying to move around like he wants someting but i cant tell what he wants and im not even sure if knows where he is or where hes going

i dont pay for interent service, i simply stare my modem in the LEDs and flex until i have service

gonna create a mirage machine, to make mirages on demand.

not to brag but... i play minecraft on easy mode.

i just heard some brits some dick van dykes britsh accent was "offensive" fuck off