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if i ever say some shit that seems iffy or wrong tell me and ill try to rectify it cause i dont wanna be mean or cancelled

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Joke: Joining the instance your friends are on
Broke: Joining an instance for its theme
Woke: Joining instances randomly all the time, never settling down
Bespoke: Creating your own instance then getting yourself defederated from every other instance for horrible mastodon crimes.

history channel be like

What if... 👽
Haha just kidding...
Unless? 😳

bot nonsense, maybe weird 

Unless you're a Japanese spy from the Sengoku period that mysteriously knows how to use a computer, you are not a "code ninja". You're more likely to be "techbro programmer from the USA". Sorry to burst your bubbles, nerds

I saw a post on tiktok the other day of someone like "here's a drawing with all my ocs in it!!!", it was six characters and my only thought was "weak".

This is what happens when you're friends with Ghast.

i learned card throwing so that i could throw uno reverse cards at people calling me gay

yo the fuckin american medical system is WACK. we've been in this god damn hospital for over 7 hours. only 2 hours ago did someone actually take vitals and only NOW are we being seen by the person we came for

breaking news: local gay grandma bakes cookies and brings them to pride parades, and protests

stuff i might be able to explain later but i wont right now because of someone elses privacy. 

Me: I wanna change my name maybe

Also me: But how will I remember my own name

i have a really cool dentist so in theory i could go back to him and get a 3D model of my teeth and print it out. which i would love to do actually

gender is a game and i cant tell if im winning or losing

lewd joke 

cis men are not real cis people do not exist at all

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Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory
NOTE: At this time, EFDN is no longer accepting new registrations