Tessy on Main @NuclearTess@efdn.club

i was at the dentist, getting a filling. they had to drill a little to do it right, which tossed burnt teeth dust into my nose. having smelled that, i soon realized that dentist offices have always smelled like teeth. the smell of dentist offices makes me feel very sick and uncomfortable. like a week or so later at least, i was in a discord server call, and went to throw something away in my kitchen... my kitchen SMELLED LIKE TEETH. i rushed back to my computer and told everyone that my kitchen smelled like teeth. some jokes ensued and that was that for a while. until one day on mastodon (before i was on efdn) we were joking around and talking, and someone joking insulted me by saying "at least my kitchen doesnt smell like teeth" so then people started joking about me cooking with teeth or eating teeth. so in defense of myself i posted "valid to eat teeth"

if i ever say some shit that seems iffy or wrong tell me and ill try to rectify it cause i dont wanna be mean or cancelled

guys send me pics of your eldritch gods. this is mine

valid to eat teeth

bill and ted went to their own personal hell together and we're supposed to believe theyre straight?

if trumps plan was to suppress votes through the mail, why did he start so early? why not a week or 2 before the first voting days

i really hate that minecraft said no hitting villagers.

cant imagine working at amazon and hating the poor

does long john silvers put anything special in their chicken? cause i swear i always crave it

i really hope that when we finally meet aliens, theyre super freaked out by the fact we breathe rocket fuel

how come i wake up at 9 am but its always 7-10 pm the rest of the day

really really hate the seemingly universal cultural concept that adults are better than children and automatically deserve respect no matter what

ivy you have sinned and for this you shall die

i fucking knew they were waiting until the protestors rioted again to put the protests back on the news and they fucking did it