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Teeth joke story 

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if i ever say some shit that seems iffy or wrong tell me and ill try to rectify it cause i dont wanna be mean or cancelled

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why are all the cats from Cats named shit like Scrimble Shank

why did i ever stop posting here this is so much better than twitter

now that theyre out i cant think of anything to do with my wisdom teeth

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mom said its my turn to make fun of the british

all of my content it about eating things you shouldnt cause i have ✨sensory issues✨

if i bite into a nice fresh kirby and they dont taste at least mostly pink i will be upset

hope a lot of people continue to wear masks after the pandemic

Reject modernity (hang out) embrace tradition (go play)

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