Tessy on Main @NuclearTess@efdn.club

i was at the dentist, getting a filling. they had to drill a little to do it right, which tossed burnt teeth dust into my nose. having smelled that, i soon realized that dentist offices have always smelled like teeth. the smell of dentist offices makes me feel very sick and uncomfortable. like a week or so later at least, i was in a discord server call, and went to throw something away in my kitchen... my kitchen SMELLED LIKE TEETH. i rushed back to my computer and told everyone that my kitchen smelled like teeth. some jokes ensued and that was that for a while. until one day on mastodon (before i was on efdn) we were joking around and talking, and someone joking insulted me by saying "at least my kitchen doesnt smell like teeth" so then people started joking about me cooking with teeth or eating teeth. so in defense of myself i posted "valid to eat teeth"

if i ever say some shit that seems iffy or wrong tell me and ill try to rectify it cause i dont wanna be mean or cancelled

guys send me pics of your eldritch gods. this is mine

valid to eat teeth

why are all the cats from Cats named shit like Scrimble Shank

why did i ever stop posting here this is so much better than twitter

johned maddened

now that theyre out i cant think of anything to do with my wisdom teeth

NFT'ing my dick and balls

wish i could live in a lava lamp

all of my content it about eating things you shouldnt cause i have ✨sensory issues✨

if i bite into a nice fresh kirby and they dont taste at least mostly pink i will be upset

bet hed taste like strawberry milk

i wanna chew kirby like gum

hope a lot of people continue to wear masks after the pandemic