Teeth joke story
i was at the dentist, getting a filling. they had to drill a little to do it right, which tossed burnt teeth dust into my nose. having smelled that, i soon realized that dentist offices have always smelled like teeth. the smell of dentist offices makes me feel very sick and uncomfortable. like a week or so later at least, i was in a discord server call, and went to throw something away in my kitchen... my kitchen SMELLED LIKE TEETH. i rushed back to my computer and told everyone that my kitchen smelled like teeth. some jokes ensued and that was that for a while. until one day on mastodon (before i was on efdn) we were joking around and talking, and someone joking insulted me by saying "at least my kitchen doesnt smell like teeth" so then people started joking about me cooking with teeth or eating teeth. so in defense of myself i posted "valid to eat teeth"
be sure to bring your gf handfuls of teeth so she can crunch on them daily!!!
this bitch really thought i didnt know mead was made from honey
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eating teeth is good for the soul
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