things other people download and use the modding tool for yeehaw game to do: grief, explode people, more griefing, yet more griefing

the only reason i am tempted to do this:

i could go around saying "hey everybody come to my camp, i'm making burritos :)" and then when i have a group of confused people following me to my camp, spawn in about 50 donkeys at 1/3 size

imagine if charities were like held to any standards at all and werent basically just fancy money laundering to make people feel good about themselves

would you like to hear about how speedrunning is communist and thus bad? 

the bible: people who get rich at other's expense are bad

a child: im sure that internalizing this will make me a productive member of capitalist society

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Speed running my morning by only sitting around in abject depression for 30 minutes

The year is 2069. A weathered old enby hobbles out of a postapocalyptic hut to whisper initiatory wisdom to a young omnigendered member of the instance. "It was said, long before us... when I was only a young tryhard... that yaoi means to know the mind of your foe"

new magic card where you have to suck your opponent off but get to take their card

My dad just fucking said โ€œwith what a hard life it is in the wild, Iโ€™m surprised animals havenโ€™t learned to tap into syrup in treesโ€

BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, police are warning parents to LOOK at your childโ€™s candy before they eat it. Some houses are reportedly handing out Amber bear amulets of neolithic hunters, 1700-650 BCE, found in Slupsk, Poland

I am just a funny little gay wolf in your computer

If you mouse over me I eat your cursor and you cant use the internet anymore

Im always thinking about how we just decided to make the dude version of a bimbo "himbo" and then made "Herbo" which implied that "bim" was some unknown genders pronouns and I personally would love to meet a be/bim bimbo some day. I feel like bey would be cool as hell

Landlords give people homes the way a scalper gives people tickets

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Landlords maintain properties the same way your boss maintains your work life balance

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