My genuine take on religion is that you should just be nice to the best of your abilities and if there is a god they'll probably be understanding if you didn't worship them because there are like 5 different gods that say "I am the real god don't worship anyone else," and they haven't felt like checking in over the past 2000 years so at this point it's on them.

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I'm gonna worship a sex god on the off chance they find me hot and let me into their heaven, because let's be real, they haven't been worshipped for a couple thousand years, and by their standards I'm like a solid 6/10

Imagine if you died and woke up in the afterlife and you were like "oh fuck I wonder which religion was right???" And you turn around and see the flying spaghetti monster

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