I'm gonna worship a sex god on the off chance they find me hot and let me into their heaven, because let's be real, they haven't been worshipped for a couple thousand years, and by their standards I'm like a solid 6/10
Imagine if you died and woke up in the afterlife and you were like "oh fuck I wonder which religion was right???" And you turn around and see the flying spaghetti monster
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