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I found a tool for testing your pronouns, it writes a small sentence about you with the pronouns you enter into it, and you can read short parts of stories to see if you like it.

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Btw, if I ever boost/favourite something of yours that you didn't want boosted/favourited, just tell me and I'll apologize, same goes for if you think I boosted something offensive, odds are I'm being stupid and didn't understand it properly

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@norikawa I prefer Ivy, but Iva, fakename, Ivafakename, Ivafa and name all work just as well.

Just don't call me "realname"

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Look, I don't know what I'm doing, knowing is overrated, lets just do what we think is cool and see what happens

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(I hope I spelled that correctly,)

Hello, I'm Ivafakename, I'm 19, English, not smart, and I sometimes pretend to be a supervillain.

I like hashtags, being stupid, and being gay. My enemy is Ivarealname, but, I don't think he's gonna show up.

If I do something wrong please let me know so I can apologize and learn from it.

Nsfw, dumb joke, 

Working weekends really fucks with your perspective of the week, like, "No I'm not free on sunday, why would I be?" "Aww fuck yeah! Mondays here!" "Urgh, I hate Fridays," like these are all things I say and understand,

I've been to horny jail. Did I learn from my mistakes? Uhh lets just say I'm a repeat offender ;3c

Horny jail could never work you couldnt put all those horny people under one roof this leads me to believe horny jail is some sort of gulag.

It's funny because I was lying, which is pretty sexy of me ngl 😏

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Discord promo, long, (/joke) 

Inspector gadget. Dare I say... Sexy? (/jk)

Legally I have to put jk there otherwise I'll feel bad about myself

The fact we measure humans as feet tall and not hands tall is kinda dumb actually

Once listened to the directors commentary on despicable me because the minions were in it. That's my tragic backstory

listening to the director's commentary on a movie is nerd shit

EFDN multiverse AU, each user represents a different multiverse.

I represent the bad timeline :)

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