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pronouns.failedslacker.com/

I found a tool for testing your pronouns, it writes a small sentence about you with the pronouns you enter into it, and you can read short parts of stories to see if you like it.

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Btw, if I ever boost/favourite something of yours that you didn't want boosted/favourited, just tell me and I'll apologize, same goes for if you think I boosted something offensive, odds are I'm being stupid and didn't understand it properly

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@norikawa I prefer Ivy, but Iva, fakename, Ivafakename, Ivafa and name all work just as well.

Just don't call me "realname"

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Look, I don't know what I'm doing, knowing is overrated, lets just do what we think is cool and see what happens

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(I hope I spelled that correctly,)

Hello, I'm Ivafakename, I'm 19, English, not smart, and I sometimes pretend to be a supervillain.

I like hashtags, being stupid, and being gay. My enemy is Ivarealname, but, I don't think he's gonna show up.

If I do something wrong please let me know so I can apologize and learn from it.

Control C stands for Copy, Control V stands for

V put it here V

rest assured. I dont know whats going on.

Isolation joke 

Rest assured, I have no idea what we're talking about.

horny on main is Spanish for horny on hands

This wasn't an invitation to send me pics of your dad bod, but like, y'know, if they're appropriately CW'ed go wild.

(/Like, half jk)

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You know, there was once a time that I didn't find dad bods hot, but now, well...

This #poll would appreciate 1,093 votes, please!

Which of the following best describes how you think of yourself?

you mean i gotta type things to post??? i gotta have thoughts to type??? no thoughts head empty????

April fools! You thought it was April 2nd but I actually got us stuck in a time loop! Funny joke right? But seriously, idk how to stop it.

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