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I found a tool for testing your pronouns, it writes a small sentence about you with the pronouns you enter into it, and you can read short parts of stories to see if you like it.

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Btw, if I ever boost/favourite something of yours that you didn't want boosted/favourited, just tell me and I'll apologize, same goes for if you think I boosted something offensive, odds are I'm being stupid and didn't understand it properly

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@norikawa I prefer Ivy, but Iva, fakename, Ivafakename, Ivafa and name all work just as well.

Just don't call me "realname"

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Look, I don't know what I'm doing, knowing is overrated, lets just do what we think is cool and see what happens

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(I hope I spelled that correctly,)

Hello, I'm Ivafakename, I'm 19, English, not smart, and I sometimes pretend to be a supervillain.

I like hashtags, being stupid, and being gay. My enemy is Ivarealname, but, I don't think he's gonna show up.

If I do something wrong please let me know so I can apologize and learn from it.

Dy's joke is so good I'm already happy after only slightly hearing it and I don't even get it

I think metal heads who n I can’t finish this joke I’m laughing too hard I know now this joke has the power the world isn’t ready for I’m sorry forget this ever happened

Love/hate when someone writes out the lyrics to a song I don’t know the melody of and my brain inputs a song I do know incorrectly and now bam I got my own song

What if the onceler was actually bad huh? Good thing he sang that song so now I'm 100% sure he is not bad

Good evening, I am a dumbass.

No reason this time just like the vibe it gives off

Sorry babe the inflatable pikachu costume stays on during sex 😤😤

A woman at work called me chick and I was like "Fuck yeah"

Feet! 

when you type '90' into your microwave, which number is next-lowest?

Sorry y'all I'm immortal, gf said I'm not allowed to die

So I just watched the Ig Nobel peace prize award ceremony, the awards this year were a PDF printout kit to make your own trophy and 10 trillion dollars.

10 trillion Zimbabwean dollars.

A counterfeit Zimbabwean 10 trillion dollar note.

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Eye contact, covid death and politics (world wide) mentioned in 3rd pic 

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