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pronouns.failedslacker.com/

I found a tool for testing your pronouns, it writes a small sentence about you with the pronouns you enter into it, and you can read short parts of stories to see if you like it.

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Btw, if I ever boost/favourite something of yours that you didn't want boosted/favourited, just tell me and I'll apologize, same goes for if you think I boosted something offensive, odds are I'm being stupid and didn't understand it properly

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@norikawa I prefer Ivy, but Iva, fakename, Ivafakename, Ivafa and name all work just as well.

Just don't call me "realname"

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Look, I don't know what I'm doing, knowing is overrated, lets just do what we think is cool and see what happens

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(I hope I spelled that correctly,)

Hello, I'm Ivafakename, I'm 19, English, not smart, and I sometimes pretend to be a supervillain.

I like hashtags, being stupid, and being gay. My enemy is Ivarealname, but, I don't think he's gonna show up.

If I do something wrong please let me know so I can apologize and learn from it.

No your honour, I sold jeff bezos a faulty hair tonic as a form of expression and performance art, based on the fact amazon sells many faulty products, I call the piece "BOGOF Standards"

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Gonna become a scam artist but actually try to pass it off as an art form

As someone who hates bars it's fucking wild to me that other lgbt+ folk talk to people anywhere.

Some people think I'm one of the big names in mastodon and thats fucking wild to me.

If you call me masto famous that better be a fucking slur

We should elect a new american wife guy once a year to bully for being a horrible person (/jk)

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halloween 

Bot that posts "Don't marry an american wife! My american wife took the [Noun] in the divorce!!! Visit my blog for more" every hour

My american wife took the dick in the divorce >:(

I mean it was her dick but still >>>:(((

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Don't marry an american wife, she took my girlfriend in the divorce

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We should elect a new american wife guy once a year to bully for being a horrible person (/jk)

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@EasyStreetFromHereOnOut @Austin_Dern is the illuminati the shadowy organization behind your ex taking the house in the divorce, dipshit?

I miss American wife guy. Glad he's gone but dunking on him was fun.

Hurb de der don't get an american wife she took my house in the divorce look at my hate blog, I'm a sexist that pretends to be a bot.

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If you call me masto famous that better be a fucking slur

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