every word of this article is liquid gold
- Lady Rorschach
- Evil Orange Manhattan
- the plot, and by extension all the bad things about the world after Ozymandias’s plan succeeded, only started after Obama left office
- Doctor Manhattan will return to the world in Russia and he will be horrified at what he sees and start crying for the first time ever
attempted lewd, impact play //
thinking about: frog girl whose entire knowledge of lesbian sex is "tongues are important" having her first experience
& she's like, I got this, my tongue is super fucking strong!!
"omygod are you okay!??"
"guh, ggg… *cough hack cough*
@realtoddhoward [to a crowd of gamers in the town square]
"The ruling ideology is that, if you put the time in to master the backwards long jump, to hone your lakitu skips and bomb clips, you can be the top mario 64 speedrunner. This is not true, no matter how many seconds you shave off your splits. The propertied class will beat you any day of the week with their tool assisted speedruns that grant them overwhelming advantages without so much as a half a press. The name of the tool? Capital"
god's shitpost / perfect garbage child / the wretched king of this bastard earth / I'm like if Charlie Kelly knew how to read
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