Fuck I have a scab on my tongue because I bit it so hard and yeah it feels about as gross as you'd expect

Also I have no fuckin idea what New Thing everyone is mad about every day over on Twitter and my life is better for it

I think I'm a lot less likely to automatically assume someone is out to get me, and also I'm generally just a lot less anxious because now i don't have to spend 18 hours a day looking at Hell News and/or ads that are subtly insinuating that my life sucks

@Torie well on Instagram I used to maintain my ratio quite carefully and now I just follow whoever the fuck I want to without worrying about it. And I also just post what I want everywhere now rather than thinking too much about curating for an audience. Basically, I've stopped thinking that I need to be cultivating a personal brand.

AH FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SAID "I lived bitch" Everyone, pretend I said "I lived bitch"

hate it when I’m conscripted to fight in the culture war by the SJW high command

im never afraid to post takes because i am always correct and never wrong

┃┃╱╲ in this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we only
▔▏┗┛▕▔ play
Conway Twitty - Slow Hand
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲

anyone here like that song Poison by Bell Biv DeVoe

As the midnight moon
Was driftin' through
The lazy sway of the trees
I saw the look in your eyes
Looking in to the night
Not seeing what you wanted to see

Darlin', don't say a word,
I've already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine,
You're tired of fast moves
You've got a slow groove,
On your miiind

You want a man with a postin' hand
You want a lover with an easy touch
You want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
Baby, believe me I understand
When it comes to love, you want a postin' hand

the discourse 

i would like to extend a very normal “good morning” to everyone

*creaky old prospector voice* its the end of the road for Ol' Minecraft Dick!

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