Y'all ever think about how name tags are an invention solely created because managers can't be assed to remember the names of the people who work for them

@JohnBrownJr
I mean yeah, fuck the law, but I'd also like to be able to set foot back in the United States without being thrown in Army Jail

@JohnBrownJr
Ok but could I literally do that though? Or are there like, contracts and stuff

Is there any way I could trick the army into training me for free, and then quit before I see any active service. Is that how that works.

I am the tiny dancer Elton John warned you about

New musical genres:

- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge

@ink_slinger
I was not aware that Auto Parts Online had become involved with social ecology

Going heavy on the leftist posting this fine morning

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Statists HATE him! Local man discovers One Weird Trick to implementing a functional decentralized federated democracy

Aw sweet, I found the extra cool secret bit of youtube where greasy men talk to a camera for 10 minutes straight about how they don't masturbate

*buffalo soldier voice*
Hollywood Bepis

Had to do one of those employee review things today and one of the questions was the same old bullshit "where do you see yourself in 5 years" and it honestly took everything I had not to just write "working as a tank mechanic in Rojava"

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EFDN

Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!

Feel free to join! We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory