Thinking about a cishet dude with a hipster moustache who claims to be "culturally queer"
i faved this but i want to be clear that i don't like it
@Dayglochainsaw this post single-handedly wrenched my soul from my body
@Dayglochainsaw that was the most immediate, violent reaction ive ever seen to a post
@Dayglochainsaw if you were a kind person, you would've just murdered me instead of subjecting me to this.
@Dayglochainsaw oooh ill kill him
You must be talking about Assface John.
@Dayglochainsaw "yeah I like gay music, lesbian activities, and trans fashion"
@Dayglochainsaw cursed James Franco content https://jezebel.com/straight-james-franco-interviews-gay-james-franco-both-1691977308
@Dayglochainsaw this sucks shit, thanks
@Dayglochainsaw im shaking with rage just thinking about the imaginary person that u made up for this shitpost
@Dayglochainsaw if there’s an R in a word, u know a white cishet dude is gonna make it hard.
just a bad time, homophobia, video of william f buckley jr
@Dayglochainsaw adding this to my list of things i don't want to think about but am now thinking about
@Dayglochainsaw i mean we did have a whole five years there where cishet men used the word "metrosexual" for themselves if they took a shower everyday so
@Dayglochainsaw reminds me of triz's "queering heterosexuality" toot. But this is more viscerally bad
@Dayglochainsaw please tell me this dude does not exist
@Dayglochainsaw gonna go against the grain here and say i like this. it's so bad that it's broken my comprehension of badness and become good again.
@Dayglochainsaw I’ve met that guy. He told me once that being poly and straight today is like being gay in the 80s
he is real, I actually met him (and his friends), and it's as cursed a memory as you'd think
he emits an aura of gentrification that spans as far as his thinkpieces do
@Dayglochainsaw ah. I don't like this
@Dayglochainsaw please stop, if you keep thinking about him he might manifest
@Dayglochainsaw Me, to myself: Deep breaths... He's not real. He's not real.
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