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Thinking about a cishet dude with a hipster moustache who claims to be "culturally queer"

@Dayglochainsaw

i faved this but i want to be clear that i don't like it

@Dayglochainsaw this post single-handedly wrenched my soul from my body

@Dayglochainsaw that was the most immediate, violent reaction ive ever seen to a post

@Dayglochainsaw if you were a kind person, you would've just murdered me instead of subjecting me to this.

@Dayglochainsaw @emi [bleeding from my eyes] this is good. i love to read this.

@Dayglochainsaw @emi -barring my teeth-

Legit, I didn't know my lips went that high.

I cannot be more prepared to bite 😬🦊

Cursed 

@Dayglochainsaw im shaking with rage just thinking about the imaginary person that u made up for this shitpost

@Dayglochainsaw if there’s an R in a word, u know a white cishet dude is gonna make it hard.

@JohnBrownJr
Are you a cishet white dude pronouncing the letter R? Cuz you're making me hard for no reason.
@Dayglochainsaw

@Dayglochainsaw @JohnBrownJr I'm just imagining emphasizing the whole word and saying it really slowly for the sake of emphasis and the shock value they're hoping for 😛

@Dayglochainsaw @JohnBrownJr this post just made me hear william f buckley jr's voice saying "now listen you kwee-uh" in my head, because it's the opposite of a hard r and just as cursed

@Dayglochainsaw @aflightybroad @JohnBrownJr I can only imagine this pronunciation including a snarled mouth in the process

just a bad time, homophobia, video of william f buckley jr 

just a bad time, homophobia, video of william f buckley jr 

just a bad time, homophobia, video of william f buckley jr 

just a bad time, homophobia, video of william f buckley jr 

just a bad time, homophobia, video of william f buckley jr 

@Dayglochainsaw adding this to my list of things i don't want to think about but am now thinking about

@Dayglochainsaw i mean we did have a whole five years there where cishet men used the word "metrosexual" for themselves if they took a shower everyday so

@Dayglochainsaw reminds me of triz's "queering heterosexuality" toot. But this is more viscerally bad

@Dayglochainsaw gonna go against the grain here and say i like this. it's so bad that it's broken my comprehension of badness and become good again.

@Dayglochainsaw I’ve met that guy. He told me once that being poly and straight today is like being gay in the 80s

@Dayglochainsaw

he is real, I actually met him (and his friends), and it's as cursed a memory as you'd think

@Dayglochainsaw
he emits an aura of gentrification that spans as far as his thinkpieces do

@Dayglochainsaw aw come on man, I show you my microbrewery and convince you to ask me to lend you my Amelie soundtrack vinyl to expand your musical horizons and this is what you post?

@Dayglochainsaw this man has not bought a meal that has cost less than $30 since he moved out, nor has he tipped

@Dayglochainsaw please stop, if you keep thinking about him he might manifest

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