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Me: I wanna kiss this girl I've been texting and I think it's mutual but how do I tell her this
My second-to-last brain cell: pledge to her your undying love and devotion
Me: uhhh No
My last brain cell: wait until 2:30am and then text her "girll i wamna slurp them thiddies"
Me: god fucking dammit
Anyway if you need me for the next week I'll be angrily meditating trying to eliminate desire from my mind
Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!
Feel free to join! We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory