Everyone should follow me on @ELJ1 which is my new creative alt
Throwback to when I was 12 and was throwing water balloons at passing cars due to boredom and I hit one in the windshield and it almost crashed and the lady driving the car got out and she was super mad and said she was going to tell my parents and I lied and said they weren't home, so she made me give her their number and I just gave her the number of a car dealership from a commercial that was always on, and she got back in her car and drove away and I don't think my parents ever found out
anyway i finished #NbtT and i'm ready to empty my bank account into the patreon
@selontheweb flirting has two modes:
• the one where you're playfully bashful and just kinda friendly
• fucktown mode
@Dayglochainsaw i don't know what to say but i want you to know that im pissed
*Bass Boosted* B̷̰̲̱́̐A̵͚̰͖̍͐Ḃ̵͉͙͎͒̀Ÿ̸͖̙́̄͜͝ ̴̱̭͌Ļ̵̜̳̆̔͝Ó̵̰̲̖C̵̡͙͌̀̋K̸̮͇̬͒̊̊ ̵̧̤̠͊̓T̵̮̏̚H̷̤̊̋Ȩ̵͙͎͝ ̶̽͜͝D̸̛̝́͑O̸͉̾̿̈́Ó̸͇͍͒͆R̶͍͒̍ ̶̭̙̎̾Â̴͖̯N̵̥̺͙̒͝D̷̡̉ ̵̛͙͗̐T̸̡̛͖̋̈Ụ̶̀̂͜ͅR̴͔̞̆̀̓ͅN̶͙̏́͠ ̶̙̂̊T̶͍̓͐̚H̶̛͔̯E̵̢͓̽̃̒ ̶͇̪̊͐̉L̸̻͓̔̃I̶͈͑̄G̵̡̳̾̋H̸͈̤̫̽̑T̵̬̤̔S̸͔͗̂ ̶̙͛D̸̗͛͆͠Ò̸̭W̴̗̠̆̒̇N̶̞̄̇͘ ̷̜̪̌͠L̸̙̱͆̎͜O̵͕͈͗Ẅ̷̮̗͇
@garfiald hey garf I got some news
attention Mastodon: there is a Girl in my city nearby whomst I would like to Smooch, and whomst potentially may reciprocate such desires. In the event of success, I'd like to thank @em for inspiring me to do a Kiss with a Girl
god's shitpost / perfect garbage child / the wretched king of this bastard earth / I'm like if Charlie Kelly knew how to read
Welcome to EFDN, a little instance without any real specific interest, just being another node in the Fediverse!
Feel free to join! We have:
-Good custom emojis, like Fat Pikachu, Hee Ho, Shrek Todd Howard and more!
-Running glitch-soc, a version of Mastodon with more features, like doodles and local only posts!
-The server is named Gregory