i wanna be a cOWBOY BABEY @Dayglochainsaw@efdn.club

Everyone should follow me on @ELJ1 which is my new creative alt

Throwback to when I was 12 and was throwing water balloons at passing cars due to boredom and I hit one in the windshield and it almost crashed and the lady driving the car got out and she was super mad and said she was going to tell my parents and I lied and said they weren't home, so she made me give her their number and I just gave her the number of a car dealership from a commercial that was always on, and she got back in her car and drove away and I don't think my parents ever found out

Remember naughty children, if you continue to make bad posts then The Scrombler will come into your room at night and scromble your bones

You don't need to tell me that this already exists. I know.

Straight Up, Actual Sex Noises (ASMR)

Hey you know how there are all these middle-aged nerds who named their kids Luke and Leia

There's going to be a new generation of that except the kids will be named Morty and Summer

Crytyping as a top is appropriation. We're a culture not a costume

When you fuckkin ya girl but instead of your name she starts moanin Taco Bell

*Bass Boosted* B̷̰̲̱́̐A̵͚̰͖̍͐Ḃ̵͉͙͎͒̀Ÿ̸͖̙́̄͜͝ ̴̱̭͌Ļ̵̜̳̆̔͝Ó̵̰̲̖C̵̡͙͌̀̋K̸̮͇̬͒̊̊ ̵̧̤̠͊̓T̵̮̏̚H̷̤̊̋Ȩ̵͙͎͝ ̶̽͜͝D̸̛̝́͑O̸͉̾̿̈́Ó̸͇͍͒͆R̶͍͒̍ ̶̭̙̎̾Â̴͖̯N̵̥̺͙̒͝D̷̡̉ ̵̛͙͗̐T̸̡̛͖̋̈Ụ̶̀̂͜ͅR̴͔̞̆̀̓ͅN̶͙̏́͠ ̶̙̂̊T̶͍̓͐̚H̶̛͔̯E̵̢͓̽̃̒ ̶͇̪̊͐̉L̸̻͓̔̃I̶͈͑̄G̵̡̳̾̋H̸͈̤̫̽̑T̵̬̤̔S̸͔͗̂ ̶̙͛D̸̗͛͆͠Ò̸̭W̴̗̠̆̒̇N̶̞̄̇͘ ̷̜̪̌͠L̸̙̱͆̎͜O̵͕͈͗Ẅ̷̮̗͇

@garfiald hey garf I got some news

Uh

Hmm

Five guys is great, fuck you guys