Broke: Parks and Recreation is a comedy because it's funny
Woke: Parks and Recreation is a tragedy because of Leslie Knope's sisyphean struggles to make change within a community mired by apathy
Bespoke: Parks and Recreation is a comedy because it demonstrates the absurdity of neoliberalism and the comic frustrations of its proponents when their ideology inevitably fails to connect with the working class
Throwback to when I was 12 and was throwing water balloons at passing cars due to boredom and I hit one in the windshield and it almost crashed and the lady driving the car got out and she was super mad and said she was going to tell my parents and I lied and said they weren't home, so she made me give her their number and I just gave her the number of a car dealership from a commercial that was always on, and she got back in her car and drove away and I don't think my parents ever found out
@Torie well on Instagram I used to maintain my ratio quite carefully and now I just follow whoever the fuck I want to without worrying about it. And I also just post what I want everywhere now rather than thinking too much about curating for an audience. Basically, I've stopped thinking that I need to be cultivating a personal brand.
As the midnight moon
Was driftin' through
The lazy sway of the trees
I saw the look in your eyes
Looking in to the night
Not seeing what you wanted to see
Darlin', don't say a word,
I've already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine,
You're tired of fast moves
You've got a slow groove,
On your miiind
You want a man with a postin' hand
You want a lover with an easy touch
You want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
Baby, believe me I understand
When it comes to love, you want a postin' hand
It was just like that movie and yes I did wind up having to cut my arm off. I did that within the first 30 minutes, the next 45 and a half hours were spent learning how to type left-handed
Anyway, time to tie up some loose ends
In retrospect I probably should probably not have been so stubborn and escalated the situation but I did and I was and that's that I guess. Not much I can do about it now but apologize and try and walk it back.
Also, I'm not King Arbiter of What People Can Do! Definitely shouldn't have been such a cop about it. Cops are bad. Don't be a cop kids. Learn from my mistakes.
god's shitpost / perfect garbage child / the wretched king of this bastard earth / I'm like if Charlie Kelly knew how to read
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