shane "catfucker" dawson @Dayglochainsaw@efdn.club

Broke: Parks and Recreation is a comedy because it's funny
Woke: Parks and Recreation is a tragedy because of Leslie Knope's sisyphean struggles to make change within a community mired by apathy
Bespoke: Parks and Recreation is a comedy because it demonstrates the absurdity of neoliberalism and the comic frustrations of its proponents when their ideology inevitably fails to connect with the working class

Hey reminder that I post a lot more on @ELJ1 now so if you're not following me there you're effectively missing half the show

Every time I remember this image exists it causes me to go absolutely Ape Shit

Throwback to when I was 12 and was throwing water balloons at passing cars due to boredom and I hit one in the windshield and it almost crashed and the lady driving the car got out and she was super mad and said she was going to tell my parents and I lied and said they weren't home, so she made me give her their number and I just gave her the number of a car dealership from a commercial that was always on, and she got back in her car and drove away and I don't think my parents ever found out

Remember naughty children, if you continue to make bad posts then The Scrombler will come into your room at night and scromble your bones

You know that thing about how the people you were surrounded by when you were young determines who you will be attracted to for the rest of your life. It's absolutely 100% true.

I'm a simple man with simple needs. I like girls that could kick me across a regulation football field and who have so much big dick energy it sets off geiger counters.

Dresden Codak is a good ass comic btw y'all should read it

Kimiko Ross is my wife I just never get the chance to talk about her and it pains me greatly

This year was kind of a weird one for a lot of reasons and it was definitely hard as fuck at times but I feel like I've made a lot of progress in my life

Reading articles about what new shows are being added to Netflix this month feels like staring into the open grave of journalism

Shooting my dick with a gun

Ben 10 actually stands for Benghazi 10

On one hand, I feel like I shouldn't let him keep running into the screen door like a confused dog....

But on the other hand it's really fucking funny

I feel like this is the core conflict at the heart of all parenting. Should you be responsible and stop them, or should you continue letting your kids do stupid things that you find entertaining.