spicey sharke @Breakfast@efdn.club

Why defend blue lives when you could defend blue sharks

new icon courtesy of @fluxom_art

I didn't even hafta mention that blue lollys are my favoritep

So where do I pick up my eboy card

I now have art courtesy of the wonderful @FirstProgenitor

Temp.est
species: dusky reef whiptail (Spiragale graceilus) (shark-electric ray hybrid)
affiliation: please do
abilities: venom, electrical pulses, witchcraft
weapon of choice: cursed bat
favorite food: sushi and cops

prior to being injected with whiptail dna, Temp.est was a struggling occultist who volunteered in a laboratory to make ends meet. After that experiment, they became monstrously transformed (but in a sexy way) into a shark-like creature. It turns out beast blood enhances magical abilities or something (fuck you this is my fantasy), so rather than becoming a test subject for life, they decided to bust out and take up a life of crime. They routinely take up contracts with the larger villainous organizations when, or often enough smash and grab solo heists. Their hobbies include watching shitty anime, thrifting, and administering blunt force trauma

despite everything fate is good actualltly because for the purposes of buff/debuff attributes, astolfo is treated as both male and female

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"you'll grow more conservative as you grow older"

actually, as I've grown older I've come to see this earth as a cruel parody of itself that must be some ridiculous form of punishment, but even that hasn't stopped me from wanting to make something better of it. I'm fairly certain you're just selfish, karen.

I'd like to think the gnostics are correct and that a purer form of consciousness awaits departure from the realm of the physical, because honestly maintaining a body on this wretched earth is a marvelous displeasure and I had the misfortune to get stuck with one that doesn't even work right.

disabled/queer/poc ppl: protests our mistreatment

establishment: shoots us

disabled/queer/poc ppl: do nothing

establishment: kills us anyway by poisoning the water hole or whatever dumb shit they're doing to make a buck

it feels grim, but at this point I'm just hoping that all the idiot capitalists and shit get themselves killed in the near future by whatever ridiculous suspension of common sense they've chosen to uphold so we can pick up the pieces of the broken earth they've left us

but I know that their actions are almost invariable going to disproportionately harm marginalized people more than it will them, so basically they'll kill us if we fight back, and they'll kill us if we don't so I'm not really sure there's any winning anymore

me: loads into pvp activity or god forbid tries to get some actual work done.

cat: henlo >:3

I feel bad for being mean to my cat when he wants attention, but it's kinda inconvenient when he sits in the middle of my fucking keyboard as I am using it

still wanna mess around in vrchat with my jury rigged vr setup, but I also don't want anyone in my household to walk in and wonder why my avatar is astolfo